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Alright, I know this might be something painfully obvious to everyone except me, (which is likely since I took an IQ test the other day and apparently I'm just slightly smarter than a chimp) but you cannot trust the entertainment industry. I don't want to sound like a crazy conspiracy theorist, but they can mislead us so easily, just with 1 simple contract. I shall give you an example; T.a.T.u. They may or may not be lesbians (just like every other girl in the world! Hello ms. obvious), the thing is we will never know. Ivan (their manager, the 'father' of Tatu) could have easily made them sign a contract, stating that they will: A.) Maintain the image that they are lesbians by hanging out together a lot, kissing in public and expressing love for one another. b.) They must not by any means tell anyone that they are not lesbians, and may not be seen in public with their boyfriends (if they are even allowed to have them!). C.) Never tell anyone about this contract, or you will be fined a billion dollars and we will keep your first born. You will also get paid massive amounts of money to follow this contract. You see? They can easily fool the public! All for money. Everyone knows that Tatu is making tons more money because of the whole lesbian thing. It is a good idea, but deceitful. Ben & J.lo too, did you actually think the two of them were really together? They are such an odd couple and so random, suddenly they are together, suddenly they live together and suddenly they are getting married, then oops!
Approximate Word count = 1057
Approximate Pages = 4.2
(250 words per page double spaced)
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