Sick of Being Tortured
...ushes away toothpaste in the sink. If you ask me, this is a sick man. Why would you brush your teeth and clean the bathroom with little ol' me? I wish I could be traded in so I won't have to take this misery! I go through a lot of pain. This man abuses my bristles and bites my head. The worst part about my job is brushing that filthy disgusting tongue! It's green and yellow. I think he has a disease and needs to get that thing checked out! Master’s teeth aren’t as healthy and sanitary at all either. Those suckers are chipped, yellow, green, and black. As I was doing my job yesterday morning, I counted those things and there were only twelve! What do you need me for if you only have twelve...