Satire
...oint would throw up their arms and cry while driving their little ones to soccer in their brand new mini-vans. However, most people don’t have any sense to look more into this idea. It would solve so many problems. First it would solve the big one, underage drinking. How can this solve it you ask? Well look 10 to 15 years down the road. Children are growing up with alcohol and they can get it whenever they want. So to them having a beer or getting hammered doesn’t matter, it is just not a big deal to them seeing it is all around them there whole life. Look at other countries that have a similar atmosphere. They can attest that drinking is not a problem for young teens. Well what else can this solve you ask? Well how about fake IDs. It doesn’t take a genius to see that with no drinking age there is no need for a young kid to get a fake ID. So there, no fake IDs, that's less teens crossing the border into Canada, going into a ghetto, having their car spayed with bullets because they don't belong on some gang turf, and then dieing. All this could have been avoided if they didn’t need that fake ID now wouldn’t it. Also, how about the children’s poor parents. To most they never would have thought that their child would have drank. When most find out they flip out on their child. The become so hysterical that the 40 year old parent working 50 hours ...