POOP MANS LIFE
...y came to my house at 6:00 p.m. We didn’t go to sleep at all. When is got really late, everybody decided that we would sneak out and walk down to St.James. When we got in front of the rectory, we saw a weird guy walking out from behind the school. He had yellow hair. He looked like a midget and wore an eye patch and walked with a limp. The man was very ugly and he was very fat. Pat said that nobody should be at school at 2:00 a.m. The guy started walking towards us and Ryan yelled, WHO ARE YOU? The guy yelled back, GEORGE MICRO. He is my neighbor’s brother who just stares and grunts at me everyday when I walk to school. I hadn’t seen him in a few weeks. I heard he was dead. Everyone is scared of him. He is really creepy. Just then, the guy started running after us. Boy was he fast! He was about 10 ft. a...