Parody of the ugly duckling
.... He became depressed and went off and drunk a beer. Winter time had came it was snowing. The really ugly duckling became cold and fell asleep in a trash can. The whole flock of ducks migrated to the south so they can get some booty (reproducing). Time had passed and the ugly duckling had grown maybe half an inch but his beard was becoming to be a handful. Spring time came the weather was nice. The ducks migrated back in families along with their dignity. They saw the ugly duckling and his bushy beard that he had grown over winter. The whole flock of ducks were shocked that he had survived the harsh winter. The ugly duckling was on the way to the pond for a drink. Until the flock was laughing at him because of his dirty appearance. And all the butt ugly duckling wanted was a drink, but he was so angry from the la...