modest proposal
...ore entering the plane. Still with all of the time it takes to search these people, illegal munitions are still coming aboard our countries planes; not to mention the hassle it is to get there two to three hours early just to stand there. Then, after a tiresome wait, get checked for about half that time or less. With my proposal, people shall be able to come ten to twenty minutes before their flight, yet still have security checks. There shall also be less illegal munitions because people will have no where to put them. They will still only be permitted one small carry on bag, but it must be see-through and must be passed by security. I have been assured this will work. All the people will arrive completely undressed. These naked people will have less security to go through because they have only their carry on bag. For those who feel this proposal to be an unfair “em-bare-ass-ment”, I have a proposal for you; drive! I confess that I have the least int...