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... is actually true. His frequent use of themes involving children and prostitutes offended most readers of even a casual nature. Those readers who were not casual usually showed up to his readings in full dress suits. These readers would not fail to appease book store owners by buying copious amounts of coffee at public readings. Nevertheless, the poetry of cummings will not be admired in the environment of the truck stop unless such a stop is revealed to have some roots in academia. Clearly, most readers will be disappointed with the quality of scholarship in the most basic of the poet's works. His reliance on ordinary popular songs for the text and theme of many of his works have both startled and delighted readers. His utilization of M. C. Hammer's popular efforts is famous throughout the circle of ...