History of the English language
... a V. These primitive people invented every sound we have by humming. All of these sounds that they heard were beginning to produce what what we call the English language. We have three distinct vowel sounds, the O, U, and four Es. The A, I, and Y are the other three Es that make up our language. The letter A is the most prevalent. Linguists noticed that 90% of the alphabet, A is the first spoken. Linguists tried to figure it out. Linguists said A is something physical that makes us human beings and gives A its primary importance. The letter A has two physical instincts, hunger and sex. The first thing that comes out of our mouths is Ah that gives us our satisfaction. In 55 B.C. Julius Ceasar conquered England and made everyone speak Latin, but fortunately he spared us from speaking it because he didn’t think England was worthy of it. Then three tribes came to England in 300 A.D., the Angles, Saxons, And Jutes who brought slightly more refined vocal noises. These three tribes gave us our unique language that we have today. England is a Germanic language and almost every syllable we speak is in Anglo-Saxon German. English is French married to German. The word ask for example is German or English-German. Interrogate is Latin, sweet is German, and perspiration is French-Latin. The Russians have 150,000 words and the French have 180,000 words. In the Oxford Dictionary we have 522,840 words, that is four times more than the French and Russians. William Shakespeare could only use 225,000 different words from the English language. William the Conqueror invented Middle E...