Friends throughout history
...l stories about how much worse it could be and tell you to quit whinging. When you are confused, ... I will use small words to explain it to your dumb ass. when you are sick, ... stay the hell away from me until you're well again. I don't want whatever you have. When you are heaving, ... I will hold your hair while you pay homage to the porcelain god. When you fall, ... I will piss myself laughing at you. This is my oath, ... I pledge it till the end. Why, you may ask? Because you're my friend! Forward this poem to ten of your closest friends and then get depressed when you realise you only have two friends and one of them is not speaking to you right now There are many sources of evidence to demonstrate friends throughout history, there was julias caes...