Eulogy to the Cub
...so. The Cub has had numerous people sit on it, and it has always done its job for every person. It has been passed down from generation to generation. My great-grandfather mowed with it, and so did my grandfather, father, brother, and now it has been passed along to me. I am very honored to be able to mow with the same Cub as my great-grandfather. The Cub is a beautiful array of rust colors. There is not a piece of plastic on the Cub. It also sits up high, to make sure you get the full effect of the wonderful view of the yard. The Cub moves very slowly, to make sure you truly enjoy the hours you spend mowing. It is also very loud, so you don’t have to hear any annoying sounds of the outdoors. The Cub has never broken down. Occasionally it will need a tune up, but that’s all it needs to keep running strong. It has always been very reliable, and it has never ...