Drunks in college
...throughout the night. He doesn’t go to the parties he makes the parties happen around him. He never drinks more than he needs, but some nights he might drink more than his limit. He usually only just drinks for a occasion. Usually there are more than one chill drunk, and they are always around each other. A funny drunk is a drunk that everyone loves to have at the parties. He makes everyone laugh and you know he doesn’t mean anything when he makes fun of you. These people are hard to determine in how much they drink. Some funny drunks can drink a few and be funny every time, but some have to drink above there limit to achieve this drunk state. A funny drunk can also be misleading. Sometimes a drunk might make you laugh not because he is funny, but because he is really drunk. You have to watch for this because laughing with a person and at a person is two completely different things. Now the crazy drunk. The crazy drunk is the drunk you wish would never drink. He goes crazy every time he gets drunk, and he either breaks something or hurts someone. Again, it is hard to determine how much a crazy drunk drinks because it is different for each crazy drunk. It could be that just a little alcohol will make this person go crazy, or that he drinks way to much of it, in either case that’s the only way the person drinks. This drunk is usually excluded from parties after the first or second time, and is usually left to drink with his other crazy friends. Every college is infested with the next drunk: the horny drunk. The horny drunk can be a wide variety of people. The just-get drunk and try to get laid type are the most common because what else is there to do in a college? These drunks get drunk earlyer and try to find a mate as quick as possible. Another kind of horny drunk is the casual hornball. This guy plays it smooth. He offers drinks to the girl and becomes friendly, and then gets them drunk enough where they end up back at there dorm. The last type of horny drunk is everyone else, because when you drink, everyone looks good. This category is for those drunks who are good at times and just plan obnoxious at times. These are the talkative drunks. These people talk all the time and either people are interested because there is nothing going on or hate them because they are constantly interrupting something. These drunks are good when the party feels like it’s dying and no one is doing anything. Once a talkative person starts talking it starts a chain reaction of different conversations, and the party is up again. But these drunks can also be a pain. They can interrupt games or movies. They are usually easy to p...