college admission
...ike the next new trend. if britney spears smokes, well then hey, it must be cool. with that said, I think I'll use the new headband that uncle Jim got me as a shirt....or better yet, a skirt. I saw it on britney the other day. I suppose that's how she got Justin. anyhow, I was daydreaming today in class and I thought, "I should start making a to do list for the rest of my life", you know, kind of get the ball rollin’ towards adulthood. I started thinking more and more about how I could make a difference, you know, make some changes around here. so far, this is what I've come up with. First of all, I'd rule the world. How else would change occur without radical leaders around here. The only difference is that I wouldn't lie about my affair with the intern, I'd almost be proud. It's almost like giving back to the community. And I probably wouldn't bury him a ditch somewhere, and cross my fingers that my publicists won't find out. Everyone knows that if you want to hide something, you don't put it in the trunk of your car, you dump it in the river. But all that is besides the point. Changes need to be made. And I think I can do that. Americans need to start saving money and stop spending it on Coach bags and what not. I'd encourage them to start using headbands as shirts and skirts. It's cheap and v...