Satirical How to essay
It seems that almost everyone is concerned with the environment today. Wherever you look, theres some campaign to "Save The (insert animal/location here)." There are many different views as to what we should first bulldoze, and which animals to protect. In reality, no matter how many different ideas people come up with to solve the problems of population growth, urban expansion, or pollution, there is only one solution. To save the world and the environment, we must bulldoze everything. If there are no urban areas, then there is no reason to complain about urban expansion. People have been known to enjoy the beach every now and again, so wouldn't it be grand if the entire world was one giant place to build sand castles?