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I wouldn’t be here if I had of stopped my drinking problem it all started at 5 o clock last night, when I was in the unemployment line… (Slight pause) (Cough) WHAT? You don’t know the slightest thing i'm talking about. With all due respect officer you are full of Spanish excrement, Ill tell you the real story… I have an inkling …in fact I know for a fact u’ve never had to stand in the in the unemployment line waiting for your pay check with a bilo brand tie and your wife’s shirt on. And some fat old lady screaming at you behind the counter so everyone can hear. “Did you look for a job this week”? I already have a job, and I have a wife with a more than average salary. I just come hear to rob the Australian government you silly cow! No! (pause) Give me the check before I backhand you. I wont be arrested for that will I? and Anyway after picking some Chinese up take away (unsure of himself). I headed home and arrived there no later than six. My wife Menina was upstairs in her room getting dressed for the party. So you know the story with ladies… I had to take the opportunity when it came.
Approximate Word count = 859
Approximate Pages = 3.4
(250 words per page double spaced)
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