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SumGiey1413: CLEE SumGiey1413: CLEE SumGiey1413: CLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEeeeeeeeeeeee digital skillet: ermm.. say what buddy? SumGiey1413: have you ever tried cocaine digital skillet: nope SumGiey1413: COCAINE!? SumGiey1413: COCAINE!? digital skillet: no sir SumGiey1413: heroin? digital skillet: no SumGiey1413: shrooms? digital skillet: nope SumGiey1413: acid? SumGiey1413: marijuana? digital skillet: no acid, yes pot SumGiey1413: do you smoke marijuana on a regular basis? digital skillet: no digital skillet: i haven't in three years or so SumGiey1413: how many times a day sir SumGiey1413: do you consume alchohol on a regular basis digital skillet: yes SumGiey1413: do you like getting drunk sir? digital skillet: i like it, sure digital skillet: not all the time SumGiey1413: come to my dorm room, b452 on the 2nd floor for a six pack and some weed when you come back digital skillet: b452? what does that mean SumGiey1413: i mean 452 digital skillet: 452 what? SumGiey1413: the room next to yours lol SumGiey1413: its teddy digital skillet: er.. no. SumGiey1413: and steve digital skillet: i truly don't know what you're talking about, sorry SumGiey1413: is this a man or a female? digital skillet: female SumGiey1413: i like your cat with a tie digital skillet: thanks SumGiey1413: what does your sn mean? digital skillet: it's from a cd of prank phone calls.. it's called longmont potion castle digital skillet: it's sort of useless to explain unless you've heard it :-) SumGiey1413: do you have big breasts digital skillet: where did you get my screen name, and why are you talking to me? SumGiey1413: TELL ME digital skillet: tell me first SumGiey1413: tell you what digital skillet: where did you get my screen name, and why are you talking to me? SumGiey1413: ill give you a clue SumGiey1413: oooo copy and paste eh? digital skillet: nope, i retyped it SumGiey1413: yeah sure SumGiey1413: anyway digital skillet: uh, i did. SumGiey1413: bull shit SumGiey1413: anywho SumGiey1413: i know yarz revenje digital skillet: oh. okay SumGiey1413: now tell me if you have big greats or not digital skillet: not really, no digital skillet: they're nice, but not big SumGiey1413: what color is your hair digital skillet: brown. SumGiey1413: what color are your fingernails SumGiey1413: toenails? SumGiey1413: what shape are your eyes digital skillet: uhh.. regular color?? :-) SumGiey1413: var are your papers digital skillet: what the hell man SumGiey1413: who is that cat on your icon? SumGiey1413: WHO IS HE digital skillet: it's just a cat digital skillet: a japanese one SumGiey1413: its not JUST a damn cat! i need answers now digital skillet: it most certainly is, sorry SumGiey1413: where did he get that tie SumGiey1413: TELL ME digital skillet: in japan digital skillet: it's from a japanese website that sells costumes for cats and dogs SumGiey1413: what is he doiung in japan digital skillet: i haven't the faintest SumGiey1413: the faintest what SumGiey1413: THE FAINEST WHAT digital skillet: the faintest IDEA, idiot SumGiey1413: yeah sure SumGiey1413: i can drink 5 bottles of jameson SumGiey1413: chugging each SumGiey1413: and then do twenty jumping jacks digital skillet: that's truly fantastic SumGiey1413: strawberries or cherries? digital skillet: strawberries SumGiey1413: watermelon or pineapple? digital skillet: but i like cherries too SumGiey1413: ONE ANSWER ONLY digital skillet: oh god.. i cant decide. i guess pineapple digital skillet: i love fruit SumGiey1413: Lettuce or tomatoe? digital skillet: uhmm SumGiey1413: QUICKLY digital skillet: lettuce.. more versatile. SumGiey1413: chicken or beef digital skillet: chicken SumGiey1413: pork chops or pork digital skillet: um.. that doesn't make sense SumGiey1413: white meat or the OTHER white meat? digital skillet: pork is pork chops SumGiey1413: coke or pepsi? digital skillet: coke. diet though SumGiey1413: guitar or bass guitar? digital skillet: these questions are way too hard. :-) SumGiey1413: ANSWER digital skillet: guitar ... i guess SumGiey1413: nirvana or metallica digital skillet: nirvana SumGiey1413: kurt cobain or bob marley digital skillet: kurt SumGiey1413: YEAH SumGiey1413: sneakers or sandals digital skillet: sneakers SumGiey1413: purple socks or yellow socks digital skillet: purple SumGiey1413: bra or no bra digital skillet: bra SumGiey1413: thing or whitey tightiers SumGiey1413: thong or whitey tighties digital skillet: thong digital skillet: for girls anyway SumGiey1413: male or female digital skillet: you cant answer that :-) SumGiey1413: i dont know if im talking to a man or woman digital skillet: i already told you you're talking to a girl SumGiey1413: but you just told me you prefer whitey tighties over a thong digital skillet: i do. i meant on girls SumGiey1413: so your saying tighties are better than thongs on men during girls and while on men and on girls? digital skillet: but i dont like either of them on guys SumGiey1413: which smiley do you prefer SumGiey1413: :-) SumGiey1413: :-P digital skillet: neither SumGiey1413: how about SumGiey1413: :'( or :-( digital skillet: um.. digital skillet: the one with the tear is funnier SumGiey1413: why digital skillet: because it's goofy digital skillet: graphically representing crying in a text format SumGiey1413: were you a punk in school digital skillet: funny! digital skillet: no SumGiey1413: a nerd? digital skillet: not really SumGiey1413: i dont think its funny digital skillet: it is. digital skillet: trust me SumGiey1413: did you get good grades digital skillet: yes SumGiey1413: a's? digital skillet: yup digital skillet: in high school digital skillet: and everything before digital skillet: but not all the time in college digital skillet: only about half the time SumGiey1413: hmmm SumGiey1413: do you wear glasses SumGiey1413: and have braces digital skillet: no digital skillet: and no SumGiey1413: is your face round, oval, square, or trapezoid? digital skillet: pretty much oval SumGiey1413: why digital skillet: why? i don't know, genetics i guess SumGiey1413: wwhat are genetics digital skillet: if you don't know, i ain't about to explain it to you SumGiey1413: why SumGiey1413: please i want to know! SumGiey1413: fine SumGiey1413: i see how it is digital skillet: yeah, yeah SumGiey1413: all this time SumGiey1413: i thought we had a good friendshi[ digital skillet: i didn't.. SumGiey1413: wy SumGiey1413: why SumGiey1413: what did i do! digital skillet: i don't know you, dude SumGiey1413: why cant we work things out SumGiey1413: what kind of a student says "dude" digital skillet: this one digital skillet: obviously? SumGiey1413: A grade student SumGiey1413: listen miss i dont like the wisebutt tone digital skillet: i guess you don't have to talk to me, then SumGiey1413: no wait! SumGiey1413: there's still so much more we can talk about at 2 am SumGiey1413: which font is better SumGiey1413: this SumGiey1413: this SumGiey1413: this SumGiey1413: this SumGiey1413: this SumGiey1413: this digital skillet: just regular old times new roman is fine with me SumGiey1413: this SumGiey1413: or this SumGiey1413: fine SumGiey1413: fine SumGiey1413: waht color SumGiey1413: brown SumGiey1413: red digital skillet: just plain black is cool with me digital skillet: i don't like fancying up my fonts for AIM SumGiey1413: are you a rebel SumGiey1413: you have a different font thoug SumGiey1413: you dont have times new roman!


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