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How do Chinese parents name their kids? The parents take a couple of dishes with them and head upstairs. They reach the top of the stairs and throw the dishes downstairs. "CHING!!! CHONG!!!" Yo mama's so clumsy she got tangled up in a cordless phone! Yo mama's arms are so short, she has to tilt her head to scratch her ear! Yo mama's mouth so big, she speaks in surround sound! Yo mama's teeth are so yellow she spits butter! Yo mama's so skinny she turned sideways and disappeared! Yo mama's so short she does backflips under the bed! Yo mama's so short you can see her feet on her drivers licence! Yo mama's so poor she can't afford to pay attention! Yo mama's so bald that she took a shower and got brain-washed! Yo mama's so greasy companies buy their Oil from her! Yo mama's so flat she's jealous of the wall! Yo mama's so poor she goes to Kentucky Fried Chicken to lick other people's fingers! Yo mama's so poor she waves around a popsicle stick and calls it air conditioning! Yo mama's so lazy she thinks a two-income family is where yo daddy has two jobs! Yo mama's so bald you can see whats on her mind! Yo mama's so fat she got to iron her pants on the driveway! Yo mama's so fat when her beeper goes off, people think she is backing up! Yo mama's so fat people jog around her for exercise! Yo mama's so fat she went to the movies and sat next to everyone! Yo mama's so fat she has been declared a natural habitat for Condors! Yo mama's so fat she was floating in the ocean and Spain claimed her for the new world! Yo mama's so fat she lays on the beach and people run around yelling Free Willy! Yo mama's so fat she goes to a restaurant, looks at the menu and says "okay!" Yo mama's so fat when she wears a yellow raincoat, people said "Taxi!" Yo mama's so fat she put on her lipstick with a paint roller!
Approximate Word count = 1361
Approximate Pages = 5.4
(250 words per page double spaced)
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