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... A boy named Hansel and a girl named Gretel. ... "
Hansel looked at his dad and muttered, "Why, to let our porridge cool?" Gretel snorted a curd thru her nose, and the children chortled with glee. ... " She turned to Hansel and Gretel, "Say, I hear theres a big pot of chocolate in this clearing! ...
Hansel snorted with disdain. ... "
Gretel also chimed in, "Yeah. ...
Gretel looked at Hansel. ... Hansel gave a sly smile and said to Gretel, "Dont worry, Sis. ... " questioned Gretel, anticipating what on earth her brother had that would save the day. Hansel hand emerged from his pocket and opened like a blooming flower, only to reveal to Gretel a mass of soggy colorful O’s. ... " Gretel gagged. ... " Hansel declared confidently.
Gretel whacked Hansel on the head with a wad of sauerbraten. ... " asked Hansel, sauerbraten juice running down his forehead. ... ” Gretel spat harshly. ... "
Hansel lowered his head in shame. ... "
"No time like the present," said Gretel merrily, and off they went in no direction in particular. ... " asked Gretel. ... "
As they drew closer, Hansel looked at the building material of the cottage and remarked, "It looks edible. ... "
Gretel pulled a bit of shingle off the cottage, and tasted it. ... "
"Wow," exclaimed Hansel, "cottage cheese! ... "
Hansel and Gretel looked at each other, and then trying to fool the old woman they made whooshing noises like the wind. ... " stammered Gretel. ... " Hansel and Gretel sighed with relieved. ... " inquired Hansel. ... " Hansel and Gretel struggled to free themselves from their bonds, as the witch attempted to figure out the controls of the microwave. ... It figures that you buy a five foot microwave at a yard sale and they do not have a manual to go with it" Finally, Hansel freed his hands, which actually wasnt too difficult, seeing as how the bonds were made of cheese.
Approximate Word count = 1489
Approximate Pages = 6
(250 words per page double spaced)
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