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COMMENTS: DEAR IKEA, I HATE YOU.
i am new to the hatred game as i am a calm person,im not calm anymore and have perchased a snipers rifle so be afraid ikea i am awaiting my moment of joy! ... )
Posted by ryan at September 24, 2002 07:32 AM
I want to make IKEA bleed! ... Not only do I hate IKEA, I now also hate people thanks to IKEA. After running into every possible person in the damn store with my oversized cart I decided IKEA needs to go the fuck back to Sweden. ...
Posted by brad miller at September 26, 2002 03:22 PM
An Ikea Haiku. ... or
How I learned that cheap prices also bring bad customer service
Out of blue cushions
Workers are unhelpful pricks
Money spent elsewhere
I REALLY hate Ikea. ... I live five hours away. ... )
Never again will I venture so far into stupid European customer service culture.
Posted by Martin at November 3, 2002 06:15 PM
I work for IKEA and even I hate it I hate all the dumb ass workers who work there. I can name a handful of people that are somewhat intellegent the rest are all stupid pricks.
Oh and by the way, the customers, WE HATE YOU TOO! ... So i guess its a mutual thing if I could tell you all to go to walmart or target I would. ...
Posted by danson at December 10, 2002 08:23 PM
i also work for ikea, and i hate it too. the reason i hate it is because of the stupid whiny fucking customers. yes, i work in customer service and i dont care if your merchandise is out of stock or a part is broken and you drove 5 hours, boo fucking hoo, dont you have furniture stores in your area? ... i have worked here for 5 years and the customers have made me detest humanity. all of my furniture is from ikea, my entire house and i have never been missing a screw or had a piece that was broken, i have to wait in the same lines as you and get my furniture from the same warehouse. i have no special inside advantage, im just not too stupid to put my furniture together correctly and then blame ikea and pretend that the piece is broken to get a new piece for free. some people have legitimate complaints, i agree that we have awful customer service, but if so many morons didnt make up shit then the people with real problems could get service. ... i know you have furniture stores in your area, and go ahead and threaten that you wont shop with us, we dont care, we laugh at you, ikea is so big and rich your money does not matter to us, we love our customers but we dont need the problem people, you are not needed, stay the fuck away. i hate you. i hate ikea customers! ...
Posted by ikea employee at December 29, 2002 06:08 PM
Dear idiot IKEA shoppers,
On behalf of all North American IKEA co-workers. ... People who are rude in general to anyone who works retail let alone IKEA, will get there fair share back regardless where the hell you came from or, why your product is not in stock!The minute you start to use offensive language is the minute I kick your stupid ass out the store! ... In each IKEA catalogue, there is a very simple toll free number where you can call to ask if a certain item you want is in stock at a certain store you like to visit. ... IKEA has more than 50,000 products for your furnishing enjoyment. ... If you had an accident in the parking lot, I really dont fucking care due to your lack of awareness of the situation! ... For the record, BIRCH is the lightest of colored wood at IKEA. ... next time I catch one of you fuckers, I will tear a strip outta your ass to cover the hole you just made!
Follow these simple rules, and I guarentee you have a better shopping experience with IKEA!
Posted by IKEAGUY at December 31, 2002 04:51 PM
Dear Ikea,
You are the bowls of humianity, you are the scum on the scum. ... i am spreading the word, Ikea kitchens YOU ARE CRAP! Every taxi driver, everyone in the bus que, every checkout operater, every stranger in the street DO NOT TOUCH Ikea kitchens unless you wish you wish for speedy mental health problems I CANNOT COPE!
Approximate Word count = 3628
Approximate Pages = 14.5
(250 words per page double spaced)
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