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just imagine with your Uncle Grambo for a sec the frenzy with which tabloids scrambled to cover the events surrounding the Britney Costanza wedding ... picture Janice Min (US Weekly) screaming at her Vegas beat reporter for getting scooped by People. envision People editor Martha Nelson with both feet on her desk, smoking a giant celebratory fatty. visualize the pained grill of Bonnie Fuller as she watches her reputation crumble like a bag of month-old Oreos. ah yes, this is truly a story that belongs to the internet and, for a change, the daily newspapers. take, for instance, The Sun's report that, earlier that night, "(Britney) was spotted kissing one of her female dancers — smooches that made her infamous recent kiss with Madonna at the MTV Awards look tame" ... the famed UK tab also reports that she checked into the hotel under the name Alotta Warmheart (EDITOR'S NOTE: Why not Alotta Vagina?).
Approximate Word count = 528
Approximate Pages = 2.1
(250 words per page double spaced)
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