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Ok this one is a little different.... Have you ever... 1. Kissed your cousin: you damn skippy, but not as in neck thats just nasty, im not an inbred hillbilly! 2. Ran away: no need me mum kicks me out for me -saves me the hassle 3. Pictured your crush naked: no need i saw it last night *says a disillusioned andi while holding benji cardboard cut out* n.b: only rach will get this... i think! 4. Actually seen your crush naked: yes.... all of it!! 5. Broken someone's heart: well i dont mean to brag.. haha, nope never 6. Been in love: with myself , yes 7. Cried when someone died: i did when william wallace died in braveheart!! 8. Wanted someone you knew you couldn't have: yeah, but then i eat chocolate and get over it. Chocolate is the way forward, girls! 9. Broken a bone: nope! 10. Drank alcohol: hahahaha!!! err no comment, i drink moderately *says while clutching a and swaying* 11. Lied: yeah, i lie all the time.. especially when i need to sleep . ok that has to be my worst "joke" everrrr 12. Cried in school: nope... and i have willyson for maths three times a week. "im a survivor im not going to give up..." *dances like a crazy ass on crazyass tablets* WHICH IS BETTER 13. Coke or Pepsi: coke!! especially on phone boxes (only rach will laugh at this, i apologise to anyone else ) 14. Sprite or 7UP: they both taste the same so ill be greedy (or thirsty?!) and say both 15. Girls or Guys: lads , ohh yeah! 16. Flowers or candy: candy, if i need flowers i just rob the plants from school - says from experience 17. Scruff or Clean-shaven: scruff 18.
Approximate Word count = 1173 Approximate Pages = 4.7 (250 words per page double spaced)
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