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Sources close to the Essendon Football Club have leaked documents detailing a secret love match between Dons captain James Hird and Scott McLaren, the umpire Hird accused of being biased against Essendon.
McLaren has been absent from the last three umpire training sessions. ... "Jims outburst on The Footy Show was a classic case of throwing stones at the one we love, just like we used to in the schoolyard. I can remember the first time I fell in love with an umpire. ... "
When James was asked how he fell in love with Scott McLaren this is what he had to say, “he is just a beautiful man, a full head of hair, and his powerful presence on the field, the way he blows the whistle, the way he bounces the ball, the way he pulls out the book to report a guy has just won me over”, yeh right James.
Approximate Word count = 743
Approximate Pages = 3
(250 words per page double spaced)
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