Bullshit Essay
This is a one thousand word essay on why not to throw physical education, PE, equipment. There are many reasons for not throwing physical education equipment. In this essay I will state the many reasons for not throwing physical education equipment. The only physical education equipment that should be thrown are balls. Any types of balls are met to be thrown. Balls are generally spherical. This shape allows balls to easily pass through the air not quite like a javelin but almost so. The first reason for not throwing physical education equipment is that the physical education equipment could break. If it were a lacrosse stick, the basket could break, or the pole could bend, or the garbage can it is kept in could break. If it is something else, than it could also probably break, unless it was titanium or some strong metal, than it would probably not break. Another reason for physical equipment should be thrown is that someone could be hurt. Some person could be hurt if they were to be hit by a flying, soaring, airborne piece of physical education equipment. The person could get hit in the arm, leg, face, nose, ear, chest, back, foot, hand, or many other places.