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Meet Simon Wright. Yeah, it's not much of a photo. My skin is white as a sheet, and my hair looks all greasy, and I appear to be wearing some sort of delightfully daring watermelon-pink lipstick. It's really the only scanned picture I have, and until recently I didn't have any scanned pictures at all. Actually, I didn't have any pictures of myself, period. My parents have one photo of me since Grade 4, and even in that one I'm way in the background. It's that sort of thing that can drive an otherwise normal kid to making Hitler-related homepages, would-be parents. Keep that in mind. Anyways, I was skipping school the day they took grad pictures, and historically I've always been the guy holding the camera rather than the subject.
Approximate Word count = 479
Approximate Pages = 1.9
(250 words per page double spaced)
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